I admit it. I'm a new blogger, and I'm completely inept and clueless.
I nosed around on the internet to try to figure out how to make a button for my entrecard, but I cannot figure it out.
Most of my 'readers' find me through google because of the picture above from my post on 'White boots in Berlin'.
Hey, I just realized I could probably expand my readership by putting this picture in every post!
Maybe I'm on to something here. If you steal my idea, I may have to . . .
wait, you won't steal my idea because you are simply a poor prostitute trying to find a place to buy footwear.
Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be calling my most loyal readers names. Are you offended by the whole 'prostitute' thing since that's much better than other names you could be called? Or should I refer to you as a professional man-pleaser? Let me know the politically correct title, and I'm happy to use it for all future references to you, my dear reader.
I apologize if I've offended. I'll try to find some new pictures of things you might appreciate, how's that?
Are we good, now?
