This morning my daughter wanted to get to church early to show off her outfit. Being the devout parents that we are, we allowed her the opportunity to turn her church experience into a social opportunity.
Since we were there, we signed our son into his class early. We weren't in the mood to sit around waiting for our service to start, so we walked back to our car.
We sat in the car and looked at the clock.
17 minutes to waste.
Me: Wanna make out?
Him: Where should we go?
Me: Why not here in our car in the church parking lot?
Him: Everyone will be walking right by our car to get in.
Me: So?
So . . .
More than 17 minutes later, we walked into our service after it had begun. Everyone turned around and looked at us as we smoothed down our hair and straightened our shirts.
I know they were all jealous but trying not to be because of the whole 'thou shall not covet' thing.
5 comments:
It's all about the luv, right?
I know, right?
You make going to church sound like fun. Great photo.
Cheers!
Son of
some of the best sex happens when you least expect. great post. teaches: don't forget to live.
found you through ArtSpark Theatre. chose you because of the lips. lovin the lips!
Just tryin' to do what the pastor says - spread the love!
Can't take credit for the photo, though - I admit I 'borrowed' it.
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